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Skirgiškės is a village in Vilnius District Municipality, in Riešė Eldership, situated on the right bank of the Neris river. It is located near the Europos Parkas.
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The Bulgarian Turks in Turkey represent a community of Bulgarian Turks who immigrated over the years from Bulgaria to Turkey. They are notable in Turkey for being descendants of Balkan Turks who had to escape persecution. and moreover, part of them continue to be dual citizens of Bulgaria and Turkey, which makes them a natural bridge between both countries.
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